Grace-Nuttin' For Christmas

Ever heard this song? My mom sang it in the 2nd grade around Christmas time, and it is absolutely hilarious! We printed up the lyrics and learned it with actions as a family, then performed it for friends. Here it is.

Verse 1

I broke my bat on Johnny's head

Somebody snitched on me

I put a frog in sissy's bed

Somebody snitched on me

I spilled some ink on mommy's rug

I made Tommy eat a bug

Bought some gum with a penny slug

Oh somebody snitched on me

Chorus

Oh I'm gettin' nuttin for Christmas

Mommy and Daddy are mad

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

Verse 2

I put a tack on teacher's chair

Somebody snitched on me

I put some glue in sister's hair

Somebody snitched on me

I did a dance on Mommy's plants

Climbed a tree and tore my pants

Filled the sugar bowl with ants

Oh somebody snitched on me

Chorus

Oh I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Mommy and Daddy are mad

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

Verse 3

I won't be seeing Santa Clause

Somebody snitched on me

I won't be seeing him because

Somebody snitched on me!

Chorus

Oh I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

Mommy and Daddy are mad

I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad

Ending

So you better be good

Whatever you do

'Cause if you're bad I'm warning you...

You'll get NUTTIN' for Christmas!