Celina, Play

Yesterday after Lydia told me all of those fun things to do I took some pictures for a while. Then it started to rain and I came inside and convinced Jonathan to do a play with me. We decided to do a fun little comedy I will put in as much of the script as I can ember but you do not have to read it :). Oh I have to tell you what I was wearing I was wearing a knee length stripped bright green skirt, with some fuzzy green Eeyore (from Pooh Bear) sleep pants under the skirt, I had on a BIG white shirt, with a pillow under the shirt to make me look fat, bright rainbow colored suspenders, and a bright tie died bandanna that I made at summer camp last year.

The Magic Washcloth

Scene One

(Boy is riding his ripstik around and trying to do tricks, he falls. a washcloth comes flying at him)

Boy- Oh just what I needed thanks mom! (wipes his face and armpits with the washcloth)

Fairy- (runs out) POOF!

Boy- Woah! Were did you come from?

Fairy duuu! Magic washcloth mixed with the pit sweat of a sad boy: Poof a Fairy! Well anyway would you like to be the best ripstiker in the land?!?! (throws her arms out)

Boy- UMM lady nobody says land anymore it's world.

Fairy- Well SOOORRY! You can't blame me I Am like 1 Gazillion, 2 bazillion, 7 trillion, and a 1/2 years old! Well Would you like to be the best ripstiker in the World!?!?! (throws her arms out dramatically)

Boy- Well duuu

Fairy- OK! here is what you can do- you can either dance with seven beautifully princesses, write a five hundred page essay, work hard until you are good at it, OOORR You can go on a mystical journey.

Boy- the one that involves Princesses!

Fairy- No I don't like that one (looks at him excpectiantly)

Boy- OOKKKAAYY, then I guess that I will work hard till I have it down.

Fairy- No that one is Lame because I would have to leave and it is pretty boring just flying around throwing magical washcloths at people

Boy- Well then I guess I will write the 500 page essay

Fairy- NO that one is dumb because it is summer time and you cannot do school in the summer it is just not allowed.

Boy- well I have no choice but I will do the mystical journey.

Fairy- Oh! YEAH! that is my favorite one!!! Well you had better pack

Boy - ok! (starts to run off but fairy grabs him and pulls him back) Ow! that hurt!

Fairy- (looks at him weird) Nooooo, I have to tell you what to pack.

Boy- Lots of stuff!( starts to run off but fairy grabs him back) OW! Stop that, that hurts!

Fairy- First of all you are a wimp, second you need to pack some food, a toothbrush, and a sock.

Boy- don't you mean a pair of socks?

Fairy- no a sock. Well go on I will be waiting

Scene Two

Boy- (walks out of the back room) I am done packing let's go! HELLO! Fairy!

Fairy- POOF! Sorry I had to throw some magic washcloths at sad people.

Boy- Well I am ready to go

Fairy- Oh well you need a gallant steed

Boy- Yeah! I have never ridden a horse before, is it hard?

Fairy- Well (looks thoughtful) Yeah I guess so ( walks off grunts and groans a little then comes out with my stuffed animal unicorn)

Boy- THAT is my gallant steed?!?! Do I really have to ride that?

Fairy- One minuet POOF (walks off) POOF (comes back) Well I looked in my fairy manuel and it said that in the end you are probably going to end up ridding it but you can try to walk, rite this way.

Boy- (starts walking then runs into an invisible wall, tries again, and runs into the same wall)

Fairy- Oh that would be the magical invisible wall

Boy- I guess that I have to ride the horse

Fairy- Gallant steed, But hop on.

Boy- (gets on to the horse) yay! Go (slaps the horses rump) Does this horse know how to walk?

Fairy- No.

Boy- (sighs, and starts sliding the horse across the floor, and goes into the storage room.)

Scene Three

Boy- (Walks out of the storage room)

Fairy- (from the back room) I need my favorite thing (comes out on a desk chair) A SWIVEL CHAIR! (spins around, talks as she is spinning) all right for this first test you need to spin around on the swivel chair ten times in five minuets.

Boy- Ok that will be easy (gets on the swivel chair and pushs off of the fairy)

Fairy- no you can not use anything to push yourself.

Boy- (starts to spin by twisting his body and makes it ten times around just in time.)

Fairy- Good now you have to start at that end of the room and wiggle yourself on your back all the way back here.

Boy- ok

Fairy- you have to do it in 50 seconds, and the only way that you are going to do it is if you think of the trick.

Boy- (started skooting across the floor on his back after a while- Can I have a little help?

Fairy- sure! (drug him across the floor)

Scene Four

Boy- (walks out) Are you ready for this? I am going to do some REALLY cool tricks (trys to do a trick and falls) What happened? I thought that I was supposed to be really good!

Fairy- Oh no! you still have to practice. Did you think it would just come to you???

Boy- Well yeah, then what did I do all of that stuff for?
Fairy- well I was bored! (walks off)

The End!

so kind of a dorkey little play we did but it was fun.